The Moral of the Story: The best way to get Jessica to straighten up and fly right is to tell her she’ll be unpopular if she doesn’t clean up her act. The Big Deal: Christmas party at
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Sweet Valley Confidential: Ten Years Later
This is it, folks. The day we’ve all been waiting for. The day we find out exactly why Elizabeth Wakefield left Sweet Valley and why she cries when she orgasms. There are obviously spoilers here,
Continue ReadingSweet Valley Twins #3: The Haunted House
The Moral of the Story: If your grandfather is weird and scary, he’d better also be famous or else nobody will want to be your friend. The Big Deal: Halloween party at Lila’s Synopsis: All the kids
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Sweet Valley High #19: Showdown
The moral of the story: If you and your friend are fighting over a guy, just let your friend have him. He’d probably try to rob you at knifepoint anyway, and who needs that hassle? The
Continue ReadingSweet Valley High #8: Heart Breaker
The moral of the story: If you try to manipulate someone into loving you, you will get epically burned. And it will be awesome. The Big Deal: Cast party at (where else?) Lila’s Synopsis: At the end
Continue ReadingSweet Valley High #7: Dear Sister
The moral of the story: It’s okay to act like a total bitch as long as you have a medical condition from which you’ll recover one day and not remember any of your bitchiness. All will
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