The Moral of the Story: The best way to get Jessica to straighten up and fly right is to tell her she’ll be unpopular if she doesn’t clean up her act. The Big Deal: Christmas party at
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The Sweet Life 2: Lies and Omissions
Lila is hanging out with Jessica and getting pissed because Jess is too distracted with fixing Bruce’s life to pay attention to her. The whole situation reminds her of the time John Pfeifer attacked her, so
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Sweet Valley High #48: Slam Book Fever
The moral of the story: Southern boys don’t like aggressive girls, so if you wanna get the guy from Atlanta, you have to act shy and quiet. The Big Deal: Party for Olivia’s literary magazine being finished
Continue ReadingSweet Valley High #10: Wrong Kind of Girl
The moral of the story: All you have to do to get into Jessica’s good graces and secure your spot on the cheerleading squad is attempt suicide. The Big Deal: Everyone goes to the Beach Disco. I
Continue ReadingSweet Valley High #7: Dear Sister
The moral of the story: It’s okay to act like a total bitch as long as you have a medical condition from which you’ll recover one day and not remember any of your bitchiness. All will
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