This is it, folks. The day we’ve all been waiting for. The day we find out exactly why Elizabeth Wakefield left Sweet Valley and why she cries when she orgasms. There are obviously spoilers here,
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Sweet Valley High #106: Beware the Wolfman
Read part one of this miniseries here. Read part two here. The Moral of the Story: I … I got nothing. Synopsis: The twins aren’t speaking to each other because Jessica thinks it’s Liz’s fault that everyone thinks
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Sweet Valley High #48: Slam Book Fever
The moral of the story: Southern boys don’t like aggressive girls, so if you wanna get the guy from Atlanta, you have to act shy and quiet. The Big Deal: Party for Olivia’s literary magazine being finished
Continue ReadingSweet Valley High #7: Dear Sister
The moral of the story: It’s okay to act like a total bitch as long as you have a medical condition from which you’ll recover one day and not remember any of your bitchiness. All will
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