This is it, folks. The day we’ve all been waiting for. The day we find out exactly why Elizabeth Wakefield left Sweet Valley and why she cries when she orgasms. There are obviously spoilers here,
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Sweet Valley High #126: Tall, Dark, and Deadly
The Moral of the Story: Just one damned vampire will turn a whole town goth. The Big Deal: The only big deal in this book is Jonathan Cain. Synopsis: Ah, jeez. Vampires. Jessica has gotten a pair
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Sweet Valley High #106: Beware the Wolfman
Read part one of this miniseries here. Read part two here. The Moral of the Story: I … I got nothing. Synopsis: The twins aren’t speaking to each other because Jessica thinks it’s Liz’s fault that everyone thinks
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