The Moral of the Story: Just one damned vampire will turn a whole town goth. The Big Deal: The only big deal in this book is Jonathan Cain. Synopsis: Ah, jeez. Vampires. Jessica has gotten a pair
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Sweet Valley High #106: Beware the Wolfman
Read part one of this miniseries here. Read part two here. The Moral of the Story: I … I got nothing. Synopsis: The twins aren’t speaking to each other because Jessica thinks it’s Liz’s fault that everyone thinks
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Sweet Valley High #48: Slam Book Fever
The moral of the story: Southern boys don’t like aggressive girls, so if you wanna get the guy from Atlanta, you have to act shy and quiet. The Big Deal: Party for Olivia’s literary magazine being finished
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Sweet Valley High #19: Showdown
The moral of the story: If you and your friend are fighting over a guy, just let your friend have him. He’d probably try to rob you at knifepoint anyway, and who needs that hassle? The
Continue ReadingSweet Valley High #10: Wrong Kind of Girl
The moral of the story: All you have to do to get into Jessica’s good graces and secure your spot on the cheerleading squad is attempt suicide. The Big Deal: Everyone goes to the Beach Disco. I
Continue ReadingSweet Valley High #8: Heart Breaker
The moral of the story: If you try to manipulate someone into loving you, you will get epically burned. And it will be awesome. The Big Deal: Cast party at (where else?) Lila’s Synopsis: At the end
Continue ReadingSweet Valley High #7: Dear Sister
The moral of the story: It’s okay to act like a total bitch as long as you have a medical condition from which you’ll recover one day and not remember any of your bitchiness. All will
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Sweet Valley High #5: All Night Long
The moral of the story: It’s okay to stay out all night with a boy as long as you convince someone to cover for you. The Big Deal: A party after the surfing contest. Best Outfit: Dana Larson
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Sweet Valley High #1: Double Love
The moral of the story: If your twin sister is a psychopath, just keep letting her be a psychopath. The Big Deal: the Phi Epsilon – Pi Beta Alpha dance Synopsis: The series opens with Jessica staring
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