Sweet Valley High Senior Year #23: Falling Apart

The Moral of the Story: Homecoming is the best time to start making out with your ex-boyfriend’s best friend.

The Big Deal: Homecoming

Synopsis:

Conner’s father has left him alone pretty much all weekend, and Conner’s annoyed by his lack of interest. He goes to a park and drinks the bottle of vodka he had in his trunk, and then he goes to the bar where he and his dad got drunk together the other night. He’s feeling pretty good until some redneck puts a country song on the jukebox. Conner flips out and tries to attack the guy, but he’s too drunk and his swing totally misses. The bartender shoves him into a booth where he just sort of puts his head down and spaces out for a while, and a little while later his father comes and drags him away. He puts him in a car, and then Conner blacks out.

Conner wakes up the next morning in a hospital bed. His father looks disgusted as he explains that Conner drank so much he got alcohol poisoning and could have died. The boy finally gets it through his fat head that he has a problem, and he calls his mother and tells her he’s coming home and wants to check into rehab.

Back in Sweet Valley, Liz is sitting around feeling sorry for herself and avoiding Evan’s calls because she doesn’t know what to say to him. Jessica is angry about all the time Liz has been spending with Evan because she doesn’t think Liz should be pursuing a guy Jessica used to date. Yeah, because Jessica has never done that to Liz. Liz keeps trying to tell herself she doesn’t like Evan that way.

Homecoming is just around the corner and Liz is on the planning committee with Jessica, but quits after Jessica yells at her about Evan. Maria quits because she’d rather mope about her breakup with Ken. Tia tries to quit because she doesn’t want to hang out with Liz after their fight about Evan, but Jessica tells her Liz isn’t on the committee anymore so Tia won’t have to deal with her.

A Wakefield family dinner is interrupted by the doorbell. Liz is shocked to see Conner at the door. She invites him in and he tells her he’s going to rehab. He leans toward her like he’s going to kiss her or something, and she instinctively backs away. She realizes she doesn’t love him anymore and wants him to leave. Conner seems to sense something like that, so he tells her they should take a break. Even though she agrees, Liz is of course pissed off that he doesn’t want to be with her anymore. Whatever.

Tia and Liz apologize to each other, and Tia sort of gives Liz and Evan her blessing. So when Evan asks Liz to the homecoming dance, she accepts. She tells Jessica she’s going with him and can’t figure out why Jessica is so mad. Jessica says she’d been planning on asking Evan to the dance and now she has to go dateless.

Will is still sulking about his knee and refusing to go back to school or let Melissa come over. She finally gets fed up when she calls and his mother says he’s not there even though Melissa can hear him in the background saying he doesn’t want to talk to her. She hangs up, and then Ken calls. He asks her to go to homecoming – just as friends – and Melissa thinks it’s a great way to get back at Will for being such a jackass.

There’s some boring stuff about Andy not doing well in school again and also getting all whiny about the fact that Conner only went to see Liz and Tia in person to tell them he was back and going to rehab, and didn’t come to see Andy at all. In the end, Conner sends Andy an email to apologize that he didn’t have time before leaving for the clinic, and also for blowing him off when Andy came to him with his concerns about being gay. Andy is placated.

Tia, Andy and Jessica go to prom together and have a nice friendly time. Jeremy shows up with Jade, but she’s freaking weird and she spends the whole night dancing with everyone but him. Jessica notices Jeremy standing by himself and goes over to talk to him. She doesn’t want to be a bitch, so she tries to tell him to work things out with Jade even though she really wants him for herself. So selfless. Of course, Jeremy is sickened by the way Jade’s acting and doesn’t even care about her anymore, and he’s bummed that Jessica is so obviously over him. Ugh. Liz and Evan dance together and then kiss in the middle of the dance floor.

The Cover: Liz is brooding, I guess. You know, ‘cause she’s Falling Apart.

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Comments
  • Jane April 7, 2010 at 2:11 pm

    I’m going to say it: Connor should have just died.

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    Misty Reply:

    Hee – I would agree except then Liz would become even more annoying. Can you imagine what she would be like if her alcoholic boyfriend (or is it ex by this time?) died and she was kind of, sort of thinking about dating another guy? She would be whipping out the sackcloth and ashes and whining to everyone about Connor.

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  • Lindsay April 7, 2010 at 5:19 pm

    I wish Jade would go back to being the token Asian-Who-Is-Artistic-While-Battling-Super-Strict-Father-Who-Wants-Her-TO-Grow-Up-To-Be-A-Doctor-So-She-Won’t-Shame-The-Family.

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    Shannon Reply:

    Me too. I hate this token-Asian-Who-Is-Funky-While-Dealing-With-An-Absent-Mother-Who-Apparently-Does-Not-Care-That-Her-Daughter-Is-A-Bigger-Whore-Than-Jessica-Wakefield.

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  • rachierach April 7, 2010 at 10:00 pm

    This cover model looks like Elin; Tiger Woods’ wife.

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  • Lorelai April 7, 2010 at 10:59 pm

    Elizabeth has the weirdest look on her face on the cover. It’s like, “What am I supposed to be emoting again? Where am I?”

    Also, alcohol poisoning is freakin’ gnarly…but if anyone deserves to have it, it’s Conner.

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    Shannon Reply:

    Yes, he does. I hate that guy so much.

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  • Jessica Squits the Quad April 8, 2010 at 6:22 am

    Ugh that cover is depressing. Cover artist, please note that there is a difference between showing someone who looks depressed and depressing all the viewers.

    I love Jess and Jeremy. Hurry up and get back together!

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    Shannon Reply:

    This really is a terrible cover. She looks like she’s about to cry.

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  • Wendy April 8, 2010 at 9:47 pm

    I think I prefer Junior year with all it’s stalkers and dopplegangers than these whiny, boy crazy Sweet Valley teens.

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    Shannon Reply:

    I completely agree. These books are so lame.

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  • Michelle April 19, 2010 at 8:33 pm

    I think I prefer Junior year with all it’s stalkers and dopplegangers than these whiny, boy crazy Sweet Valley teens.

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  • rachel August 6, 2012 at 6:25 pm

    What I want to know is why didn’t the authorities get involved with the fact that an 18yr old was getting wasted at a bar? Why there were no legal consequences? And good job Dad underage drinking is not to be taken likely, unless of course you guys are doing it together, that way you can keep an eye on him to prevent the alcohol poisoning

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