The Story So Far: Books 121-130, Super Editions 7-8

Sorry, guys. I forgot to do this after #130!

  • Jessica cheats on Ken with Christian Gorman. Then Christian dies.
  • Todd tries to convince Liz to have sex with him. She dumps water in his lap.
  • Jessica and Lila compete over a guy who ends up choosing Enid.
  • The twins go to summer camp where Liz cheats on Todd with Joey and makes an enemy out of black Maria’s new best friend, Nicole, and Jessica almost gets killed by a crazed axe murderer.
  • Black Maria moves back to Sweet Valley.
  • A vampire moves to Sweet Valley and turns everyone goth.
  • The vampire falls in love with Jessica before turning into a bird and flying out of town.
  • Jessica and Lila go to New York where Jessica falls in love with a rock star and Lila is mistaken for a princess. Then they’re both kidnapped.
  • The twins intern at a fashion magazine.
  • Todd is discovered by a fashion photographer and cheats on Liz with a supermodel.
Comments
  • Christine December 16, 2009 at 1:54 am

    I love these mini-recaps. Somehow the plots seem even more ridiculous, summed up like this. Aaah, pure distilled insanity. 🙂 I love how the beginning of each sentence (except the ones starting with “vampire” :P) sounds so normal, and then by the end, you’re doing a double-take.

    It’s kinda fun to mix them up too…

    “Todd tries to convince Liz to have sex with him … before turning into a bird and flying out of town.”

    “A vampire … fashion photographer … moves to … New York … and cheats on Liz with a supermodel.”

    Hey, I should pitch that one to The CW! If they ever do a Vampire Diaries meets Gossip Girl meets America’s Next Top Model – you know whose crappy idea they stole. 😉 Sorry for going off-topic like this. Shutting up now to read your next recap – woo! Thanks for updating so often. It’s a bright spot in my dreary day. (Corny but true) 🙂

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    Shannon Reply:

    A vampire fashion photographer? Pure gold!

    Thank you for reading and commenting. That’s what makes my day! (Also corny but also true.)

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  • Dane Youssef December 4, 2014 at 7:12 pm

    Thanks for this… Saving us the trouble–and I mean BIG TROUBLE… of having to physically read any of these damn things.

    Appreciated, Shannon…

    –Sincere As Always, Dane Youssef

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