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The Story So Far: Books 71-80, Super Stars 3-4

  • Bruce Patman doesn’t really kiss like a jellyfish.
  • Enid and Jeffrey thought they liked each other, but have agreed to just be friends.
  • Enid’s alcoholic father is now in recovery.
  • Jessica gets to be on television. Well, Liz gets to be on television, but everyone thinks she’s Jessica.
  • Lila plays the marimba.
  • New students: Andrea Slade, Sara Eastborne, Tim Eastborne.
  • Liz has uncovered a drug ring and become a hero, all because of a camera given to her by Regina’s mother.
  • Robin stopped eating for a while, but she’s now recovering.
  • Tom McKay is probably gay, though the ghostwriters are very careful to always say things like, “Tom had begun to question his sexual orientation.” Nobody has ever come right out and said Tom is a homosexual.
  • Amy is actually dating a serious guy named Barry, and she seems to really like him.
  • Jessica is Miss Teen Sweet Valley.
  • Annie Whitman is dating Tony Esteban, who was mixed up with steroids for a while.
  • Jean West is now dating Scott Trost.
  • Claire Middleton is dating Danny Porter.
  • Olivia is dating James Yates.
  • April Dawson is ugly and her boyfriend is stupid.

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5 Responses to “The Story So Far: Books 71-80, Super Stars 3-4”

  1. alantru Says:
    July 24th, 2009 at 2:06 pm

    Enid’s father is an alcoholic? What’s next? He’s a scientologist???

    Tom is a homosexual? Thank goodness for that. Whenever I read “Tom had begun to question his sexual orientation.” I thought it had something to do with unnatural desires for a ferret. Phew!

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  2. Shannon Says:
    July 24th, 2009 at 2:08 pm

    Yes, he’s an alcoholic, but don’t worry. He doesn’t actually live in Sweet Valley.

    And yes, Tom’s “questionable” sexual orientation is really just plain old gayness. Allegedly.

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  3. girltalkread Says:
    July 24th, 2009 at 2:10 pm

    I can’t wait for you to recap ” Rosa’s Lie”. I haven’t read that book since I was 16, but I remember wanting to THROTTLE Rosa for that whole book!!!!

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  4. Shannon Says:
    July 24th, 2009 at 3:27 pm

    Yeah, you should look for that one early next week. I am NOT looking forward to it, ha. I don’t even know what that book is about, but the cover makes me want to start throwing punches.

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  5. Katia Says:
    November 25th, 2009 at 9:12 pm

    Seriously Tom we KNOW your GAY stop questioning your sexual orientation

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