Sorry to disappoint…

angelamintnessSo, these are the top three searches that people use to reach my blog:

  • leelee sobieski
  • shannon’s sweet valley high blog
  • leelee sobieski pics

There are also searches for Leelee Sobieski porn and Leelee Sobieski nude. There are more searches for Leelee Sobieski than there are people who know she exists, at least that’s what I thought. I never knew Leelee was such a big deal. If I’d known how many disappointed Leelee fans I’d be creating, I probably wouldn’t have mentioned her that one time.

Some other searches:

  • pat man & robin pictures
  • valley sweet club a black boy kicked out
  • angela lansbury eyeglasses
  • slam books
  • murder of shannon sweet
  • drunk college girl party
  • meg+lila
  • gorgeous girls
  • she turns heads wherever she goes
  • bf on phone while she cheats
  • sweet valley high hyprocrite
  • i hate liz surfer
  • sweet tennis playing mom gets picked up
  • high 69

Whoever searched for Angela Lansbury eyeglasses wins.

  • Kate July 21, 2009 at 12:22 pm

    Oh my god, I love this game!

    My pregnancy blog ( gets hits for things like “Huge breasts in bra.”

    Sorry to disappoint for them, too! My breasts are nowhere near as huge as they feel to me, and there’s only one picture of them in a bra… back when I was a B, before the next week when I hit C.

    Some horny kid is so let down!


  • Kate July 21, 2009 at 2:47 pm

    I totally stole your idea and wrote about my stats and searches on my blog too. Hope you don’t mind! You’re an inspiration, for sure.


  • megan July 21, 2009 at 4:25 pm

    I know I was one who searched for shannon’s sweet valley high blog lol.

    I wanna know who searched for I hate liz surfer and what meg+lila is!


  • Lindsay October 15, 2009 at 8:33 pm

    How did I miss this? THERE IS A PICTURE OF JESSICA FLETCHER ON IT!!!! I watch Murder, She Wrote every morning after Golden Girls. I am pretty certain I am a 95 y/o woman in a 29 y/o bod.


    Shannon Reply:

    LOL, how did you even find this?

    I used to watch Matlock and In the Heat of the Night every morning. We are truly two peas in a pod.


    Lindsay Reply:

    Ah, Ben Matlock. And In The Heat Of The Night Rocked.

    I was just looking through the “class schedule” and Angela Lansbury caught my eye


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