Comments on: Sweet Valley High #73: Regina’s Legacy http://shannonsweetvalley.com/2009/07/13/sweet-valley-high-73-regina%e2%80%99s-legacy/ Making fun of Sweet Valley High and those wacky Wakefield twins. Fri, 18 May 2012 00:59:17 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Darren http://shannonsweetvalley.com/2009/07/13/sweet-valley-high-73-regina%e2%80%99s-legacy/#comment-7847 Darren Wed, 21 Jul 2010 08:12:52 +0000 http://outpostroad.wordpress.com/?p=879#comment-7847 Liz should've said no, or given the camera back at the end. I would've had Mrs. Morrow pregnant with another baby and that woudl've been something if Mrs. Morrow was giving birth and Elizabeth took pictures of Regina being reborn. Liz should’ve said no, or given the camera back at the end. I would’ve had Mrs. Morrow pregnant with another baby and that woudl’ve been something if Mrs. Morrow was giving birth and Elizabeth took pictures of Regina being reborn.

]]> By: Daners Isadora- Bond Girl http://shannonsweetvalley.com/2009/07/13/sweet-valley-high-73-regina%e2%80%99s-legacy/#comment-740 Daners Isadora- Bond Girl Fri, 17 Jul 2009 04:30:14 +0000 http://outpostroad.wordpress.com/?p=879#comment-740 Hahah! Oh, traumatic childhood.... Hahah! Oh, traumatic childhood….

]]> By: Shannon http://shannonsweetvalley.com/2009/07/13/sweet-valley-high-73-regina%e2%80%99s-legacy/#comment-739 Shannon Thu, 16 Jul 2009 14:07:39 +0000 http://outpostroad.wordpress.com/?p=879#comment-739 Ha ha, I remember being about ten and drawing pictures of what I thought the twins' bedrooms looked like. None of us made it out unscathed. Ha ha, I remember being about ten and drawing pictures of what I thought the twins’ bedrooms looked like. None of us made it out unscathed.

]]> By: Daners Isadora- Bond Girl http://shannonsweetvalley.com/2009/07/13/sweet-valley-high-73-regina%e2%80%99s-legacy/#comment-738 Daners Isadora- Bond Girl Thu, 16 Jul 2009 03:54:55 +0000 http://outpostroad.wordpress.com/?p=879#comment-738 Yes! How many times do I have to be told the twins have perfect size six bods, with blue-green eyes and shoulder length blonde hair? And that they each wear those matching got danged necklaces! Oh, but they may look alike, but they're as different as night and day! Liz is a saint and Jess is a jezebel! I even used to plan my outfits around what Liz was wearing in certain books. I clearly am deranged. Yes! How many times do I have to be told the twins have perfect size six bods, with blue-green eyes and shoulder length blonde hair? And that they each wear those matching got danged necklaces! Oh, but they may look alike, but they’re as different as night and day! Liz is a saint and Jess is a jezebel!

I even used to plan my outfits around what Liz was wearing in certain books. I clearly am deranged.

]]> By: Shannon http://shannonsweetvalley.com/2009/07/13/sweet-valley-high-73-regina%e2%80%99s-legacy/#comment-737 Shannon Wed, 15 Jul 2009 19:59:06 +0000 http://outpostroad.wordpress.com/?p=879#comment-737 I don't know why I didn't see this before now. LOL, artard. We always hear about what great friends Regina and Liz were, but we never actually saw them hang out very much. ("Show, don't tell!" is clearly not something these ghostwriters ever learned. Kind of like how I have to be told in <i>every single book</i> how different the twins are even though they look the same.) I used to hate Lila, too. These days, I can't remember why. Her awesome one-liners are the saving grace in some of these books, ha ha. I don’t know why I didn’t see this before now. LOL, artard.

We always hear about what great friends Regina and Liz were, but we never actually saw them hang out very much. (“Show, don’t tell!” is clearly not something these ghostwriters ever learned. Kind of like how I have to be told in every single book how different the twins are even though they look the same.)

I used to hate Lila, too. These days, I can’t remember why. Her awesome one-liners are the saving grace in some of these books, ha ha.

]]> By: Shannon http://shannonsweetvalley.com/2009/07/13/sweet-valley-high-73-regina%e2%80%99s-legacy/#comment-734 Shannon Tue, 14 Jul 2009 01:06:38 +0000 http://outpostroad.wordpress.com/?p=879#comment-734 Mrs. Morrow has finally gotten around to clearing out some of Regina's stuff. She found the camera in a box, and the box had a picture of Regina and Liz taped on it, so I guess Mrs. Morrow figured Regina would have wanted Liz to have her camera? I guess. Yes, Jessica was pretty mad that Liz didn't pay attention to her, and that's why she never told Liz about Chad. Liz is a total moron. The more of these books I read, the more I like Jessica and hate Liz. I have no idea what Ms. Dalton's been up to, but I wish I did. She hasn't been mentioned in like 50 books. I'm guessing she isn't banging Mr. Collins anymore, though I'm sure she would have gladly stepped aside to let him explore a relationship with one of the illustrious Wakefield women. Mrs. Morrow has finally gotten around to clearing out some of Regina’s stuff. She found the camera in a box, and the box had a picture of Regina and Liz taped on it, so I guess Mrs. Morrow figured Regina would have wanted Liz to have her camera? I guess.

Yes, Jessica was pretty mad that Liz didn’t pay attention to her, and that’s why she never told Liz about Chad.

Liz is a total moron. The more of these books I read, the more I like Jessica and hate Liz.

I have no idea what Ms. Dalton’s been up to, but I wish I did. She hasn’t been mentioned in like 50 books. I’m guessing she isn’t banging Mr. Collins anymore, though I’m sure she would have gladly stepped aside to let him explore a relationship with one of the illustrious Wakefield women.

]]> By: Daners Isadora- Bond Girl http://shannonsweetvalley.com/2009/07/13/sweet-valley-high-73-regina%e2%80%99s-legacy/#comment-736 Daners Isadora- Bond Girl Tue, 14 Jul 2009 00:52:27 +0000 http://outpostroad.wordpress.com/?p=879#comment-736 OMG, I'm an artard with this reply thing. :( OMG, I’m an artard with this reply thing. :(

]]> By: Daners Isadora- Bond Girl http://shannonsweetvalley.com/2009/07/13/sweet-valley-high-73-regina%e2%80%99s-legacy/#comment-735 Daners Isadora- Bond Girl Tue, 14 Jul 2009 00:51:49 +0000 http://outpostroad.wordpress.com/?p=879#comment-735 Ah, that kinda makes sense. But, really, were Regina and Liz that good of friends? I can't believe I used to idolize Liz when I was a kid. And used to loathe Lila. Oh, how time changes things. And I do sort of enjoy Jess' sociopathic ways. Ms. Dalton is aces. Ah, that kinda makes sense. But, really, were Regina and Liz that good of friends?

I can’t believe I used to idolize Liz when I was a kid. And used to loathe Lila. Oh, how time changes things. And I do sort of enjoy Jess’ sociopathic ways.

Ms. Dalton is aces.

]]> By: Daners Isadora- Bond Girl http://shannonsweetvalley.com/2009/07/13/sweet-valley-high-73-regina%e2%80%99s-legacy/#comment-733 Daners Isadora- Bond Girl Mon, 13 Jul 2009 23:09:51 +0000 http://outpostroad.wordpress.com/?p=879#comment-733 Why is Mrs. Morrow giving Liz a present? Why are all the kids at SVH the emotional age of 10 year olds? Why won't Francine allow Liz to get the vicious beatdown she so rightly deserves? So many questions. I'll bet Jess was livid when Liz was too busy to pay attention to her. I bet Jess was exactly like Stuart from Mad TV when she was little. And really, Liz? You have no idea how they would know where to look? How about because they got a good look at your dumb ass and you have a twin sister named Slutty McSlutterson who will sell your soul if it means she gets to afflict another Sweet Valley man with a case of blue balls. I have a hard time believing a hardened criminal would fold so easily, especially when faced with Sweet Valley's finest. Ooo, Ms. Dalton! I hope she's no longer shaggin creepy Mr. Collins. Especially after he fooled around with Alice, a.k.a. Liz Sr. Why is Mrs. Morrow giving Liz a present? Why are all the kids at SVH the emotional age of 10 year olds? Why won’t Francine allow Liz to get the vicious beatdown she so rightly deserves? So many questions.

I’ll bet Jess was livid when Liz was too busy to pay attention to her. I bet Jess was exactly like Stuart from Mad TV when she was little.

And really, Liz? You have no idea how they would know where to look? How about because they got a good look at your dumb ass and you have a twin sister named Slutty McSlutterson who will sell your soul if it means she gets to afflict another Sweet Valley man with a case of blue balls.

I have a hard time believing a hardened criminal would fold so easily, especially when faced with Sweet Valley’s finest.

Ooo, Ms. Dalton! I hope she’s no longer shaggin creepy Mr. Collins. Especially after he fooled around with Alice, a.k.a. Liz Sr.

]]> By: Shannon http://shannonsweetvalley.com/2009/07/13/sweet-valley-high-73-regina%e2%80%99s-legacy/#comment-732 Shannon Mon, 13 Jul 2009 21:17:29 +0000 http://outpostroad.wordpress.com/?p=879#comment-732 Yeah, between her hair, her shirt and the actual cover, this book is pretty hard to look at without sunglasses. Yeah, between her hair, her shirt and the actual cover, this book is pretty hard to look at without sunglasses.

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