Comments on: Sweet Valley High #67: The Parent Plot

By: Enid the Penid

Enid the Penid — Fri, 04 Nov 2011 21:09:13 +0000

I can’t wait until university. Then Todd will try to convert my raging crush on Liz to a hetero relationship with him. Little does he know that I’m just hoping that he has a little bit of Liz saliva left to kiss off him. (Honestly, saliva was not what I was going to say, but I’m trying to keep this PG. I’m almost disgusted with myself. Almost.)

By: Lelandria

Lelandria — Sat, 18 Jun 2011 06:47:50 +0000

Her name was Ms. Nora Dalton, but it turned out in Perfect Summer she had run away from AZ where her name was originally Mrs Beth Curtis.

By: Darren

Darren — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 07:47:59 +0000

Did Henry Patman have an idea of what a douche the campaign manager was, or did Henry do it to ‘undercut’ Ned’s marriage and maybe start a thing with Alice again?

Hey Suzanne, I don’t think you’re a bad girl at all. I’m glad things settled right with you and Elizabeth in the CHristmas story.

By: Shannon

Shannon — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 04:19:51 +0000

I don’t know, Suzanne. I got the feeling that good old Mr. Collins just wasn’t that into you. Sorry.

Oh, and I was really sad to hear about your MS and was all ready to be your best friend, but I kind of forgot you existed after we all found out you just had mono.

By: Suzanne Devlin

Suzanne Devlin — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 04:17:26 +0000

If anyone is going to be Roger Collins’ rebound from Liz Wakefield, it’s me. What’s one teeny weeny little false rape accusation among friends? Happens all the time in Sweet Valley! After all, Jessica did it to Todd! Ah, Todd. He too had a piece of my sweet little sixteen-year-old socialite ass. He stood by my side the entire time everybody thought I had MS. Turns out I was really tired. *sigh*

By: Shannon

Shannon — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 17:52:02 +0000

Would you settle for Jessica? She’d probably do you. You do have crinkly blue eyes, after all.

By: Mr. Collins

Mr. Collins — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 17:41:31 +0000

You think I’m going to like Liz when she turns 18? You’ve got to be joking woman! She’ll be all shriveled up and bitchy. I’ve simply got to get to her before she puts out for Todd. Her virginity will be mine ALL MINE!!

I almost had it when I hired that orderly to kidnap her and make her pancakes. . .

By: Shannon

Shannon — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 17:33:32 +0000

Oh, Mr. Collins, you can get help! I mean, there are no therapists in Sweet Valley so you’d have to travel a bit, but I know you can overcome this! Or maybe you should just go teach at the university where all the students are above the age of eighteen? While there, you could get together with some of the male students and have a support group for men who like underage girls. Or you can just hang on and wait until Liz is of legal age. Unfortunately, that last option may take much longer than you’d think, as she’s already been sixteen for five years or so.

Whatever you decide to do, I’m here for you, Roger!

By: Mr. Collins

Mr. Collins — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 17:11:40 +0000

There is NOTHING inappropriate about my relationship with Liz!! I mean, I have to duct tape my squishy to my leg whenever she comes into my office for latenight conferences, and I have her babysit Teddy while I’m still home so I can marvel at how wonderful she is with kids (especially mine), but believe me folks. . . there is NOTHING inappropriate about Liz with her blue green eyes and long blonde hair and legs that go on for daaaayyyys. Todd and Jeffrey are very lucky men. And I hate them.

By: Shannon

Shannon — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 02:30:55 +0000

You know, Ms. Dalton the French teacher hasn’t been mentioned in a really long time. I wonder what happened to her. Actually, Mr. Collins hasn’t played much of a role lately, either. Maybe someone told Francine that he was a creepy character.